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[ersatzach]

Chris has worked himself up. Thanks to his "best friend". Over some comments on a message board infested by fanboys who live in their parent's basements. He's all grouchy and sad. It's kind of adorable except that it makes me sad to see him do this to himself. We've gotten to the set now and he's doing his SHatner for me.

"I don't know...Shat's a genius," He says and I give him a look. "What are you talking about?" He pulls into a space and turns off the car. "You...just don't...understandzach! My...acting is...justamereshadowofthegreatmanwecall...The Shat. I can...never...live up to...hisgenius. Star Trek will go down and it will be...allmyfault."

I laugh. Hard. "That was good, you'll have to do that for leonard when we go to dinner," I say, waggling my eyebrows.

"Oh, no..It's like sex...I'm not doing it for anyone but you."

I smile. "I kind of like that..." I say, kissing his cheek. "Don't let the ladies molest you too much."

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[trekroomies.insanejournal.com]

"Hi Chris!" I say. "So, come on, I'm here in my undies, let's see what you got?"

[cfine.insanejournal.com]

Rachel is the sweet one, by the way, and she is, indeed, in her undies. If I was straight...and into green girls...and yes, I'm stalling. She motions with her hand that I need to get on with the taking it off. I heave a heavy sigh...and drop the robe...

[trekroomies.insanejournal.com]

OK my eyes like totally bug out. I look at Chris. At whoah! And At Zoe. And back to Chris. "Is that a phaser in your shorts or are..." Meep! I can't even finish. I might be blushing under all this green.

[trekroomies.insanejournal.com]

I blink. For fuck's sake he cannot be serious. "Phaser? looks like he stuffed some lemons in there..."

[cfine.insanejournal.com]

"Lemons!" I'm horrified that she would even suggest that I...aw, hell no. "I do NOT stuff my shorts, woman."

"Don't call me woman, Pine," I say. I'll get to the... bottom of this later. For now, gotta be a p

[trekroomies.insanejournal.com]

"Don't call me woman, Pine," I say. I'll get to the... bottom of this later. For now, gotta be a professional. "Well, I guess we have a movie to make..."

[cfine.insanejournal.com]

Zoe and I actually stand here, glare at each other...and stick our tonges out at each other. Yes, we're mature adults. Rachel giggles. Did I mention that she's the sweet one? Even if she is staring at my... "Rachel..." I cover myself with my hands.